Last night I came home, and before dashing out the house to a friend’s place], Ryan and I hauled the tree back outside (dropping needles everywhere in the process) to saw off the end of it so that it could drink water.
Mission accomplished, we hauled it back inside and set it in the stand.
Everything is cool, right?
. . . Except this morning, I woke up and realized: We didn’t put water in the base. Again.
!#$#$!^%#$%^
Crap. I seriously give up at this point. If we cut the tree again, it is going to make a mess. And be a pain in the *ss.
On a much brighter note, tonight we have our company’s black tie Christmas party at the Air and Space museum. And I am wearing a fantastic silver Vera Wang gown. We’ll end the night by coming home and decorating the “damn tree.”
I’ve sorted my collection of vintage ornaments
And our Christmas cards are in the mail
And I have created one more tiny yarn-wrapped tree display for my new “entryway” table – which you’ll get to see on Monday.
So despite our shared blatant inability to actually feed a living tree which we have brought into our house, it’s beginning to look a lot like Christmas over here.
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*Guffaw*
I’m loving my plastic tree more every minute, tell you what!
Take TONS of pictures tonight! We love that museum, it’s a forgone conclusion stop during DC vacations, and I’ll bet it will be decked out wonderfully, although I’m sure you and that dress will outshine it.
Don’t feel bad, I kill all plants – that’s why I’ll never even attempt a live tree. I love your vintage ornaments!
haha water the darn tree already! =) You’re too funny! I loooove events at the air and space museum! Have fun tonight! <3 and snap a picture of that gown, will ya?
xoXOxo
VERA WANG! I must see. Pictures, pictures!
Get out. Your Christmas cards are in the mail? I hate you. No, I love you. I want to be you.
Wow, you are one busy chick. But seriously, a black-tie party and a Vera Wang gown? No wonder you have bigger things on your mind than watering a tree! Also- PUHLEEEEEEZE post some pictures of that dress so I can live vicariously through you! =)
Loving the pretty yarn trees- they look so festive!
Damn Jane, Vera Wang? I want to see a picture of that. (!)
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