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Fired Up to Create a Backyard Escape

Do you have a specific part of your home that you avoid sharing on your blog? 

I know I do . . . and it’s the outer limits of our backyard, between our two sheds.   Only our closest friends, who come over in the nice weather for backyard bonfires, have been privy to the view – and that’s because the embarrassment helps fuel our fires.  Literally.

You can’t see the mess here, because this was taken before it got bad, but this is our backyard.

Since we rented this house 2.5 years ago we’ve had a slew of crazy storms that regularly bring down massive branches from the towering trees in our backyard.  It always makes me sad, because I love the yard, with its thick, multi-layered canopy of leaves. Even though the yard is small, encircled by a ratty chain link fence, I can sit out back, and truly feel like I am escaping from the hustle and bustle of the mega suburbs around me.

Whenever I had a really bad day (few and far between, thankfully) I would come home and go straight out to the backyard with my journal.  I’d set up Ryan’s portable hammock or my lounge chair, lay back, and start to write, but without fail I’d end up setting the pages aside and just staring up at the trees.  I recently stared at the trees a lot as I was pondering what to do about my shop.

So when Ryan and I found ourselves with several Crate and Barrel gift cards after our wedding, we knew just what to do with them:  buy a large, 2-person hammock to hang in the backyard.

The only problem?  Our massive pile of downed branches stood exactly between the only two trees that could hold the hammock.

Frankly, the brush pile was out of control.  It looked more like a beaver dam:

Massive Brush Pile

This was the state of the brush in 2011. This year it was even bigger, but I forgot to photograph it. The swing set and other junk is long gone.

What choice did we have other than to clean up the back of the yard?  I never thought I’d say this, but I set about organizing our downed tree branches.

After breaking down all the good, strong branches into piles by thickness (kindling and then small, medium, and large firewood) I realized that we had more “firewood” than we’d ever use.  I hauled 3 10×10 tarp-loads to the curb for the city to pick up.

Remaining Brush Backyard Hammock

That left us with a smaller pile of debris that I burned in the fire pit every night after work for about 2 weeks.  It went slower than expected, but at least the ground under the hammock is clean.

And I’ve had an excuse to play with fire. A lot.  :)

Burning Brush Firepit Backyard

As you can see above and below, the whole endeavor has been supervised by my four-footed family.

Doctor the Cat Helping Backyard Cleanup

The brush is finally cleared out, and now we’re laying a bed of mulch and turning the whole space into a little backyard oasis.

There’s still a lot of work to do, but that’s not stopping me from enjoying the hammock.

PS:  IF you’re new, check out how we cleaned up the “front” of our back yard, aka our porch, last summer.

Back Porch Storage {Before & After, part 2}

So . . . I’m back, with the short but sweet Part 2 of the back porch cleanup.  Sorry I just cut and run last night, but my post on Part 1 was getting much longer than expected  – probably because of all my unnecessary cat photos  – and I was really hungry for dinner!

The second part of the porch clean-up was pretty simple.    This ratty old wooden shelf was too small and pretty much un-functional at the back door.

When I spied a white metal bookshelf at Ikea for only $19.99, I knew it was the perfect storage solution for the side of the porch.   As hoped, the taller height adds a bit more visual interest to the otherwise boring wall, and the perforated mesh construction of the shelves means that no water will be pooling on them, etc.

Are you sensing a white and galvanized metal theme out here?  If so, you’re right.  I know it has nothing in common with our wood chairs and tables, but it was an affordable and cohesive storage solution.    The galvanized metal buckets were actually flower pots that cost between $2 – $4 bucks at Ikea.  Talk about cheap and easy storage.  One big pot hold the gardening supplies I like to keep handy – gloves, scissors, a shovel, and bug spray.   Another large pot (not pictured) holds our lighters, lighter fluid refillers, and “off” mosquito repellent coils.  (Are we the only ones going absolutely CRAZY with the little blood suckers this year?)

And on a storage note – Sure, I could have made storage containers out of something I had on hand, but frankly I didn’t want to spend the time. Shocking, I know.  You will rarely hear me say such things!

Further up the shelf, I added a sealed glass jar for seed storage, because you’ve gotta keep the moisture out of them.  And I snagged two of these galvanized metal outdoor candle lanterns, too.  I liked that they have covered (but vented) tops, so I could actually have lit candles in them without worrying about the flames shooting up to the shelf above.

I added a few plants just to dress things up a bit more.  The top one is lemon balm, which is supposed to help repel insects too . . . and the large thing on the bottom left was supposed to be a hibiscus, but it’s slowly losing all its leaves.  I think I need to return it to Home Depot.

Hey, at least I tried.  And I’m oh-so-glad to have my porch back to its new and improved state of cleanliness and organization!

Whatever happened to that Redneck Porch? {Before & After, part 1}

Remember this hot mess from our Redneck Yard contest & party?


It was pretty bad, huh? A huge departure from the simple outdoor living room we created last summer.

We got the trash cleaned off the porch soon after the Redneck party, but the trash-picked vintage credenza languished on the porch for some time.  But there’s nothing like a visit from a fellow home blogger to get your cleaning butt in gear!

So on the 4th of July, we celebrated our nation’s independence by liberating our porch of it’s mess.

First, we moved the vintage record player to the shed for the time being, because it still needs to be scrubbed out and refinished.

Then we moved everything that was staying to the yard.

Ryan first “swept” away the dirt of winter and spring, using his new electric broom.  (I’m not joking, it’s really called that and he loves it.  I think it’s somewhat absurd.  though our walkways have never looked cleaner.)

Then he sprayed it down with the hose.  It was disgusting – but rewarding – to see all the gray water running off the walls.

The Doctor supervised.

Finally, we moved everything back.  And by “we” I mean “I.”    Having done the light lifting, Ryan was called back inside by the siren that is World of Warcraft.  Or Starcraft.  Or PacMan.  Who knows.

But I didn’t stop at that.  Did you notice the chairs look a little different?  Last season’s basic white cushions were looking a bit dingy, despite a few turns through the wash.  And the chairs weren’t exactly cozy.

So I raided my stash of random fabric, and covered some big, squishy pillows for the backs of the chairs, and re-covered the existing dingy seat cushions. I was amazed at the difference it made, both in comfort and looks.

They were immediately feline tested, as well . . . and after the Doctor adjusted to the change (men never handle change well), he informed me that it was a-ok.

Though he liked the decor, he had to adjust it a bit in order to stretch out for a nap.

We needed a bit of watertight storage for our charcoal.  (Yes, we use an old-fashioned charcoal grill.  It’s economical and the food tastes great!)  During a quick run to Ikea I found a ton of storage inspiration, including this white metal garbage can.  It fit perfectly behind the chairs, right where we also stash the grill when it’s not in use.

It holds a boatload of charcoal. And maybe a cat.

The other side of the porch got a pretty major facelift.  But I’m hungry for dinner, and Ryan is saying that if I don’t cook for him right now, he’s divorcing me.  So I’ll catch you up on the other side tomorrow.

(PS: I’m only joking about Ryan. He never demands dinner.  He’s amazingly patient like that.)