I would like to assure Jane’s readers and any suspicious law enforcement officials that my wife is still alive. (First time I called her my wife online. That’s weird.) I appreciate your patience. By “I” I mean “she” because I don’t have nearly as much vested interest in your approval as I think she does.
Stay tuned in the next few days and you’ll find out how the craft fair went! You’ll find out the levels of dementia she drove me to in order to pull it off! You’ll see pictures of cats and stuff that you blog readers like – all taken with a new camera – which you blog readers also like! You’ll even see the two projects that we undertook while half asleep, recovering from a craft fair! One isn’t even finished yet so you’ll even find out if someone loses a finger!
MITER SAWS! DANGER! RETAIL BOOTH SPACE! BLACK STEEL FLANGES! POSSIBLE UPCOMING LIMB LOSS! AND MORE!
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Unfortunately, and despite my best efforts, there have not been any notable explosions involved in any of the recent week’s activities.
DISAPPOINTING LACK OF EXPLOSIVES! I THINK I’M WEARING OUT MY EXCLAMATION MARK KEY!
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Hahaha..this is good to know. I am anxiously awaiting her return! And by anxiously awaiting I mean that I am going to hold by breath until she comes back….3…2..1….WAIT! Just kidding 🙂
Hahaha – “levels of dementia”! Ryan, you and Larry (my somewhat unwilling, but hard-working art market “assistant” who puts up with my crap before every market) definitely need to hang out. Also, I’m so impressed that you even attempted to projects involving power tools the day after!
Ahhh Ryan. Mr Scrappy Housewife and you would get along so well.
I like the post Ryan. And according to Instagramthe fair went well!
I love miter saws!
hahahahahhahahahhahahahahahahhaha.